"Was she like this when she was younger? Maybe less cursing?" "Nah, she was like this with a mullet. Just as much cursing."

So without letting Penzey's know, I am looking for a new job. As great as it is to sit and do nothing all day everyday (this could be someone's dream job) I am fed up and frustrated. So what am I going to do? I have no degree (which I will get soon enough though, so that's not really a big deal) I have a hideous credit score (which is my fault, but I'm not self actualised so it's not my fault) and I am surly. But that is all okay because I am a schmoozer. People love me, because I have a great smile and am a skilled liar and actress. Like they said in the musical "Chicago": How can they hear the truth behind the roar?

I have appplied at a staffing agency and she is looking into a few positions for me like an Administrative Assistant at an archectural firm and a CSR/Export Coordinator for an Import/Export firm in Milwaukee.

Bwahahahahahaha.

They both pay considerably more... although it will be sad to say good bye to my spice discount and the gals at Penzey's... but yeah. Suck it Penzey's!