I hope my skin is as taut as her thighs.

So there is this catalog called the "Naier Catalog" that we get at MMC. Basically what it is, is all these companies have overstock send it to this catalog and they then have non-profit organisations (::cough catholic schools cough::) order whatever they want.

The first time I ordered, I got a bunch of tissue paper and a gross of zippers.... not exactly knowing how the system worked. The next time around I got some really nice velvet flocked hangers, some tissue paper and 1200 tea light candles (none of which I have used yet).

But THIS time, I was ready for action. I ordered nothing but Denise Austin skin care stuff. And when my stuff came today, I was THRILLED. I got face cleanser, night repair cream, eye cream and lotion. I have a routine now! A ROUTINE! (Granted, I am only one night into it, but my skin is incredibly soft with rich green tea antioxidants!)

So we'll see. Hopefully I can stave off wrinkles and skin damage for a few more years... even though by the time I have wrinkles there will be breakthrough cosmetic surgery and I won't have to worry about it.

In other news, this is the week of psuedo-dates. Every night this week I have plans with a different boy. Muahahahahahahahaha. Tonight of course was Sushi Monday with Eric, tomorrow I am going for beers with Troy, my roommate, Wednesday I am going out for drinks with Tom, my other roommate, Thursday I am doing something with Mike Clobes (which I will revisit momentarily) and Friday? An actual, legitimate date with The Cuteness.

So Clobes and I are going to "hang out" whatever means. He messaged me out of the blue asking me what I was doing on Thursday. He is doing something with Horlick's band that night (I think he is the guest performer or something) and he said that he wants to catch up.

Catch up?

I haven't talked to him in like, four years. I haven't seen him in five. He is engaged so I know it is not going to end up with us in the backseat of his car making out like we are in high school, but I can't help but wonder if he has ulterior motives. I can't figure out what those motives may be. I just don't know why out of all the people in the Racine area, he wants to hang out with me. I am seriously uncool.

And the legitimate date with The Cuteness? Turns out he likes Fish Fry as much as I do. We have a lot in common. I am sooooo excited. I can't wait!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

It must be thanks to my taut skin.