A Chat: Me, defined in terms of beer

So it started with my status message on gchat as:

Nicki: Clara Lite. The taste more men go for!

and from there, Brant and I bandied about for a bit

Miller: I would not think you would be a person known for your taste, but whatever floats your boat

me: what is that supposed to mean?

Miller: Nothing. Nothing at all.

You sound defensive.

me: i am

Miller: Did I hit a sore spot?

me: no. i am delightfully refreshing

Miller: I am tilting my head down and raising one eyebrow quizically

me: you dont think so?

Miller: I think you are refreshing, but taste has little to do with it.

What kind of taste?

Taste in clothes?

Music?

Humor?

The topic is too broad.

me: i dont know.

Miller: Still, it's witty. No doubt.

Who is this wreck Clara?

Is her taste heavy, with slimy aftereffects?

me: nope. she is full bodied and heady. robust, with sweet notes

Miller: Ahh. Does she finish well?

me: indeed. she is to be savored. for the discriminating palate

Miller: Yet you claim to have a taste superior to this "Clara?"

me: nope, just the taste more men go for

Nicki is refreshing, easy going. Palatable and well versed, she goes with any event and heartily recieved

Miller: You are just less exotic than Clara?

me: She is just as good at a baseball game as she is the symphony

precisely

Miller: That's nothing.
I'm just as good with astrophysics as I am with spelunking.

Beat that.

me: i dont care too.

*to, rather

Miller: Who exactly is this "Clara?"

me: why? does she intreague you?

Miller: And if she does?

me: you sir, have discriminating tastes

Miller: What has that to do with the current subject?

me: i told you! preference to clara is haute to preference in nicki

nicki is for everyone

Miller: For everyone?

What about Carrot Top?

me: certainly. he enjoys nicki as much as the next man

Miller: What about homosexual men?

me: of course! nicki does not discriminate

Miller: But would he enjoy Nicki as much as a heterosexual man?

I'm asking if your company is all applications, if you understand.

me: well, depends on the situation

Miller: Aha!

So it is possible that not all men at all times would enjoy your taste?

me: i never said that it was an all the time thing

Miller: Nicki is for everyone but not at every time.

me: basically