I just broke glass, and not in a Mazel Tov! jewish kind of way

So I was walking as nice as can be after my break from the front of the store (where I had just purchased a snapple) and SOMEHOW I managed to slip (in my kicky red shoes, very very vexing) and

KABLAMO!

My right arm flailed out and I mangaged to bring my hand and snapple through two glass shelves, my knees dropped and I hit the floor and tried to brace myself with my right hand.

Glass was everywhere, my pants are/were soaked with tea and I had to fill out an accident report. I feel a little beat up at the moment, but okay... I am just feeling awfully burly at the moment... not many girls can cut through glass with a mere flick of their wrists!

Snapple, anyone?